Today my dad turned the BIG OLD 54! I loved it when I called to wish him happy birthday and he said he turned 36. You know your old when you think 36 is the new 29.I would list 54 reasons why my dad is better than your dad but that would take a really long time, and he might not be alive at the end of the list. So I won't do that!
Happy Birthday old man!
P.S. Dad I think your REALLY funny(you can mail me the money for that one. I take check, visa, airline tickets, or good old fashion cash).