Today...

Jace told me not to kiss him because it is so sick.
Camden told me he really wishes I would just leave him home and go far away.
Jace asked if my nether region was bigger or littler than his.
Camden told me he was too old to work.
Jace told me I always eat his treats and never share.
Camden told me I don't understand how to match his clothes.

I love how hilariously entertaining my children were today, and everyday!